We're lonely. We're just sitting here in the butt bag waiting for that wanker to finish his lead
Write some stuff in these little boxes and we'll write back. Promise. It's not like we need our hands to belay or anything.
Cell phone coverage is pretty sketch on this side of the wall, so we'll send you an e-mail unless you really want to hear our voice. Really? That is SO cute! You're SO sweet!
